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I enjoy being a man. I like my direct way of doing things, and I like being a problem solver. Ask me a question and I'll give you an answer. Don't play me unless you want to get played in return — double.

I do not fit the mold portrayed by Hollywood characters. I don't like to fight. I don't want to hurt anyone — physically or emotionally — and I certainly don't want to be in pain myself. I don't need to endager my life, or play ego games to self aggrandize — to make myself feel worthy. I'm comfortable being me; not the best in many ways, but excellent in a few.

Any elaborate toys, exotic whiskies, or eclectic living quarters I acquire are things I own because I enjoy them, not to follow the herd, and not to show off. I choose to spend time with the people who like me regardless of these materialities.

Sometimes I like to play rough and often I speak rough. I use profanity, but I'm careful where and when; I don't want to offend anyone's sensitivities. Once they're out of earshot, however, I'll explain in no uncertain terms why and how they should get a life.

I'm not a sports enthusiast. I'd rather spend a Sunday afternoon in bed with my woman then watching a play off game with the guys. Guess I'm just weird that way.

I respect every person's right to have complete control over their own body. Sexually, if a woman says "No," it means no. If she says "Yes," it means Now! And if she says "Maybe," it means you'll find me at the bar, call me when you make up your mind.

All I want is a scotch, a cigar, and a woman who loves me I detest bigotry. Race, religion, creed, color, national origin, political and sexually orientation; everyone should just leave everyone else the hell alone. It's the 21st century and it's time to get over that nonsense and just grow up. This also means that I want to be free from the "beliefs" of others — don't try to impose your will on me.

Finally, for me, a scotch, a cigar, and a good woman is all I need to get by. You pick your own three. These are mine.

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